Oh horror fans, you have no idea what lies in store for you this weekend.

No, I’m not talking about that thing on Sunday where two teams of Jason-X impersonators toss around a dead pig…though you do make a good argument.

Face it, Watterson gives Mrs. Bates a run for her money in the recluse department...

In the next panel, Calvin comes back with a chainsaw…

I am, of course, talking about our fantastic and phantasmic production of The Revenants, and we’ve got some deals worth screaming about:

All weekend long, you can get ten dollars off a full-priced ticket using the code word “poptarts” online and at the box office. And SUNDAY, tickets are ONLY TEN DOLLARS (that’s right) with the code word “deflate.”

But that’s not all! Sunday night, after our 3 pm performance of The Revenants, you can head over to Geek Bar Beta for dinner with like-minded individuals to learn more about Sleep Study, an experimental new trans-media horror series.

And maybe you’re not convinced the weekend ENDS on Sunday? For those of you tired of doing the same thing over and over on Mondays, you should join us at Black Rock Pub & Kitchen for The Whiskey Radio Hour‘s winter roundup of live audio drama, featuring “The Crypt of Arabella Dodd,” by Our Fair City writer Jim McDoniel, and starring WildClaw’s own Josh Zagoren.

Come out and share a scare this weekend!

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