How bout you? Got your date yet for the July 8th opening of John Carpenter’s first feature in TEN FRIGGIN YEARS?

Most filmmakers I could think of would have had to take a decade off after making 2001’s smells-faintly-of-despair-and-my-ass Ghosts of Mars. But come on, you’re JOHN FRIGGIN CARPENTER.

So the nineties were a little rough in that you didn’t make any classics (although Mr. Morlock digs the HELL out In the Mouth of Madness — no one brings the crazy like Sam “Event Horizon” Neill).

YOU ARE JOHN ROCKSTAR KURT RUSSELL BFF BEST HORROR MOVIE OF ALL TIME CARPENTER. Get your ass in that director chair and gives us goods, pal!